Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Blearg

It turns out that my immune system of steel is no match for some combination of the following: cold weather, an entire new set of germs to be exposed to, contact with many many children, and new foods (including raw crab). You don't want to know the details, but here's a taste:

Symptoms of bird flu are very similar to normal human influenza and the disease cannot be diagnosed from bird flu symptoms alone, an oral or throat swab will be required to check for signs of the avian influenza virus. Human flu symptoms include fever, cough, sore throat, muscle aches, headache, conjunctivitis. Bird flu ultimately causes breathing difficulties, pneumonia and is potentially fatal.

Ok, my symptoms are not (quite) the same as those, and I'm not really worried at all. However, dating a hypochondriac is probably what allowed me to get my appendix out before it burst rather than afterwards, so I will pay attention.

Actually, I've been feeling a lot better since last night (4am to 8am were pretty damn miserable). I actually went to work today and (amusingly) to a health check (where they found me perfectly healthy because they are looking at long term stuff, though the nurse in radiology really didn't know what to make of my nipple piercing).

Update: I'm pretty much fine now (Jan 2nd).

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Hiking

Today I had a few hours between observing classes and an end of the year dinner for the teachers, so I decided to explore Daejeon the Eurasian Hobo way: by walking. Part of why I chose Daejeon as the city to teach in was that it is surrounded by large hills (Mt. Tabor sized hills, which some of you non-Coloradans would probably call 'mountains'). It is nice that it only takes a few minutes to get from my school to a path through forested hills, that passes by what are either burial mounds and markers or boundry markers of some sort (I'll have to ask about them). I also walked through the main strip of the Noeun neighborhood (where both my school and hotel are) down to the World Cup Stadium. As they say in Pulp Fiction, it's the little differences that make life strange in other countries. I have plenty to say on that subject but I'll save it for when I have experienced more and when I have pictures for demonstration.

I took a plane, I took a train

I just heard an ad (I'm already guiltily addicted to video game TV because I'm fascinated by the way they treat video games the way Americans treat sports, with color commentary and hundreds of adoring, cheering fans) that used The New Pornographers' Myriad Harbor. I'm always shocked when I hear indie music in unexpected places. I was along for the ride at target for some of my mother's christmas shopping and heard them play a Sigur Ros song (again, at Target, in Colorado Springs!). I guess I really am a music snob if I assume that other people won't know and won't play the music I like.

Update: Add Rilo Kiley's Portions for Foxes to the songs I've heard on TV ads in Korea.

Monday, December 29, 2008

You Must Construct Additional Pylons

I'm pretty sure that there is a channel in Korea that shows Starcraft tournaments 24 hours a day. At any rate, that was what it was showing this morning and now, eight hours later.

Ok, the Ongamenet channel is probably video games all day, not just SC, though Koreans are (in)famously obsessed with that particular game.

Update: Actually, there are (at least) two such channels, both of which were showing Starcraft games last night.

Age in Korea, and other oddities.

I visited my school today and learned some about Korean culture in the process. One of the stranger things was that in Korea they count age differently. You turn one on the first January first of your life (I have no idea if what happens if your birthday is on January first), two on January first of the next year, etc. (On a related yet improbable note, two of my fellow teachers have birthdays on January 19th, and another shares my birthday of January 20th.)

I also found out that Koreans learning English to have an English name in addition to their Korean name. This explains the Koreans in my high school who tried to go by Andrew and Daniel, etc. We eventually convinced them that we were perfectly happy to learn their real names, but I didn't realize at the time that that was standard practice for any Korean learning English, not just something they did because they were living in an English speaking country. I feel like this says something about the laziness of Americans that no one even expects us to be able to learn names that are strange to us, but maybe people just think the name will help with the immersion in the language, or the practice started for reasons that I haven't yet considered.

[I am entirely too exhausted to try to use transition sentences to link the paragraphs. Sorry.] I had Korean food in Korea for the first time today as well, and liked it. I rather enjoyed kimchi (or at least, the types of kimchi that I had), which is good since it is something of a staple here. I have had people complain that they couldn't stand kimchi and hence hated Korean meals; I've also heard people say that the whole country smells like drying fish. I took these complaints (the latter of which is totally rediculous, which I thought when I first heard it) with a grain of salt since they came from some rather close minded and culturally insensitive people who were stationed here.

[I'm too tired to wrap this up properly either. The information overload is overwhelming my brain. I had to learn where I am staying, how to use the subway, the school's curriculum, Korean customs, the names of my co-teachers, how to read Korean letters faster, etc, etc, etc. Plus I'm probably jet lagged. Whatever the cause, my head is kind of fuzzy right now, so I'll sign off.]

Update: It seems (from the comments) that being assigned a name stereotypical of/common to the people of the language being learned is a common practice for learning any language. I only ever learned Latin, which is different from learning most languages because we didn't really speak it. We mostly translated existing texts rather than trying to learn how to interact with each other in Latin, so we never had Latin names. My incorrect assumption about English names is probably due to my ignorance of normal language classes and because of my guilt for feeling releaved when I learned that I would only be learning the kids' (and fellow teachers') English names, not their Korean names.

My hotel in Korea

So far, all I've seen of the country is the airport, the view from the bus, and the hotel I just woke up in. The airport is like any airport. The view from the bus window (during the times I remained conscious) alternated between landscape that could have been anywhere (it was night) and cityscapes that look like they come straight out of Blade Runner. The hotel is different from any I've been in, since it assumes that you have brought literally nothing with you (there is no space for baggage, they include all toiletries including a toothbrush, toothpaste, a condom vending machinge, etc), whereas most hotels assume that you packed enough for an expedition to the South Pole. Also, there is an entryway so that you can take off your shoes before entering a domestic area. This is going to be an adventure...

Update: The reason this hotel is so strange is that it is a 'love hotel', hence the condoms and porn and the assumption that you won't have any luggage. It's not for travelers, it's for couples in town.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Korea

I am safely in Daejeon. I will be in a motel until the teacher that I am replacing moves out on January 1st. I'm going to keep this short because I have no idea how much--if at all--using the computer in the hotel room costs per unit of time, since I can't read Korean. I'll update you more when I have slept some.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Pictures of the year

Here's my favorite from The Big Picture:















Yes, that's a lightning storm in a cloud of volcanic ash.

Reed and Torture

It is always nice to see Reed Profs in the paper, and this Washington Post article from Darius Rejali is well worth reading. It is just over a year old, but "Five Myths About Torture and Truth" contains information that undermines the very foundation of the debate about torture in America. The debate has been framed by politicians and the traditional media as a balancing act between keeping the country safe and keeping our principles. A moral debate would be perfectly reasonable if torture actually extracted accurate information, but makes no sense on this issue because torture is not effective. If fact, it is completely counterproductive, not only because it creates more enemies, but because informants giving actual information are much less likely to cooperate with torturers. The moral debate is a totally irrelevant because the very debate relies on a false premise, so don't use it when talking to Jack Bower lovers like Rudy Juliani; instead read Darius' article and make the unassailable pragmatic argument.

On a related note, I would love to hear either Cheney or Bush asked in one of their end-of-wrecking-the-country exit interviews whether the false confessions extracted under torture by the North Vietnamese from John McCain would have qualified as actionable intelligence for the North Vietnamese army, and if not how that would be at all different from our acting on the false statements that Iraq had active weapons programs and close ties to Al Qaeda, 'information' that the US received from waterboarding Abu Zubaida.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Curse you, Rupert Murdoch

The Wall Street Journal, once home to serious journalism, is now officially a branch of Fox 'News'.

Prank signage

Hilarious.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Mental health break of the year

You should all check out the amazing videos that Andrew Sullivan collected this year as mental health breaks. My favorites are the stop motion animations (food fight, muto, western spaghetti), but I have to say that shark surfing is probably the most bad-ass thing I've ever seen.

My posts today seem to mention all of my phobias (scorpions, fundamentalist religious zealots, sharks). Despite my fear, I would totally go shark surfing if I knew how to surf, whereas I can imagine someone putting a gun to my head and threatening to kill me if I didn't put a scorpion in my mouth, and me saying, "umm... let me think about it." You know the scene in 1984 where Winston Smith goes to Room 101 of the Ministry of Love and is subjected to the worst thing in the world (which for him happens to be rats)? For me, room 101 would be a tank of water with a great white shark in it, with the walls and ceilings above the tank covered in tiny translucent scorpions.

Lest my talk of the worst thing in the world frighten you off, I should say that these videos aren't at all scary--there's just one that features a shark, which is what got me off on the fear tangent. Watch the videos; they will make your day.

Et tu, Orson?

Andrew Sullivan has started the voting on the Daily Dish Awards in journalism (or lack thereof in supposed journalists). One nominee that stuck out was author Orson Scott Card:

Regardless of law, marriage has only one definition, and any government that attempts to change it is my mortal enemy. I will act to destroy that government and bring it down, so it can be replaced with a government that will respect and support marriage, and help me raise my children in a society where they will expect to marry in their turn. Biological imperatives trump laws. American government cannot fight against marriage and hope to endure. If the Constitution is defined in such a way as to destroy the privileged position of marriage, it is that insane Constitution, not marriage, that will die.
I just reread the Ender's Game and Ender's Shadow series, and I have trouble reconciling the author of those books, who clearly understands the atheistic world view, with the author of the Mormon Times op-ed piece, who clearly has no comprehension of the fact that there could even be any view other than his own. I know better than most how much people can change, so I guess I shouldn't be too surprised. RIP old Orson. Shut up new Orson.

Update of sorts: It isn't as surprising when Pope Palpatine is as disgustingly bigoted:
Pope Benedict XVI has said that saving humanity from homosexual or transsexual behaviour is just as important as saving the rainforest from destruction.

Shudder

From the BBC's Day In Pictures: " ...in a shopping mall in Thailand, Nong Na sets a new world record by holding a scorpion in her mouth for over two minutes."

Words cannot describe how much the thought of a live scorpion in my mouth disturbs me. And here I thought that people eating scorpions at the bug eating contest at Renn Fayre was upsetting...

Monday, December 22, 2008

Musical families

I often underestimate Colorado Springs. On Sunday night I saw a fantastic concert in an art gallery. It opened with a quality Colorado Springs indie band (!?!) named Edith Makes a Paper Chain, which was a lot of fun. You would never guess that they were based in a city with no music scene. The lead singer/guitarist's young daughter played clarinet and did background vocals, and the whole band seemed like one family (in the good way). Oh, and her even younger daughter (on the far right of the picture) sung some of her original songs, one of which she said started up as a christmas song but ended up as a Halloween song (Decemberween, anyone?) that begins sounding like an invocation of the Virgin Mary but is actually about a girl named Mary who is haunted by another girl that she pushed down a well.

The next act was Akida Dawson, who apparently started writing songs and playing guitar at the same time as his sister but doesn't like to perform or record his music. He was wonderful: his songs were funny yet touching, and his guitar playing was impressive (his singing and guitar playing are stylistically similar to Kimya's faster paced songs). He had lines like "no one has time for names, we only exchange fluids." Kimya said that this was only his fourth or fifth concert (I'm pretty sure this is a major exaggeration), and you could tell that he seldom gives concerts because he kept making self-deprecating jokes and getting really self-conscious when he made mistakes, but really that just made it all the more endearing and special since it was obviously a rare occurrence. Thanks to their family in Castle Rock, Colorado for getting them to visit the area, and thanks to Kimya for getting to get her brother to play.

Kimya Dawson herself was a joy. I especially enjoyed the songs I hadn't heard before, some of which were very powerful, especially her recovery song (she's about to celebrate ten years of sobriety). Clearly she puts herself into her songs; she seemed near tears at many points during the show (she was especially emotional when talking about a family in Portland, OR that is being torn apart by the bureaucracy of the state of Virgina. I'm sure she'd want me to pass along the info on how to help.). All in all, a night of music well worth the half hour in six degree weather I spent waiting for the doors to open.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Korea

South Korea sure has been in the news a lot this week.

On politics

I've been making a lot of posts about politics recently, and I think I should offer some caveats. Mostly, I should say that if pressed I don't actually believe any of the political arguments I make. I don't believe in rights (I have no idea what the basis for rights would be), if I were to design a community it would be unspeakably intrusive and repressive by our standards, and I think democracy is a terrible idea because people are stupid. Yet I get upset by stolen elections and violations of 'human rights' and government intrusion and repression. Basically, I don't believe that there are any right or wrong answers to political questions (or any other questions, for that matter), just answers that are right or wrong in my community. Politically, I happen to be a part of the liberal community. I (grudgingly) attribute this to my upbringing in a moderately liberal household in an uber-conservative city rather than my superior reasoning skills. I like John Rawls not because his ideas are actually derived from pure reason but because my community values reason and so I like that he attempts such a reason-based justification (though of course that is impossible) and because his conclusions happen to largely coincide with the values that I was taught. When I am honest with myself (and I usually am to an unhealthy degree) I acknowledge that my political positions are based on emotion rather than reason, and are in fact at odds with my beliefs. However, I like politics and enjoy a good argument, even if I know the core premises of the entire debate are faulty (If it weren't for assumptions for the sake of argument I'd have no assumptions at all... and no beliefs). Therefore, I'm going to keep ranting about politics, but feel free to take what I say with a grain of salt. Thankfully I didn't have this blog during the election...

Homosexuality laws


I'm glad that in the US the major issues when it comes to gay rights are adoption and marriage. While I think it is sad that the private lives of consenting adults depends upon public laws, it is way better than, say, Saudi Arabia, where sex between men is punishable by death.

Unfortunately, the US isn't even willing to ask nicely for Saudi Arabia and other repressive countries to stop. The US was the only 'Western' country not to sign a non-binding UN declaration decriminalizing homosexuality. Note, not homosexual marriage, but simply not being straight is a crime in more than 80 countries. France and The Netherlands are trying to stop that using the UN, and good luck to them. This time around the vote was 66 for the declaration, 60 against (mostly in Middle Eastern and African countries) and 66 abstaining. It is incredibly depressing that not even a non-binding declaration could pass, when what we really need is for the UN to prevent countries for imprisoning and killing people for their sexual orientation.

Maybe Obama will support the measure the next time around. He certainly owes the GLBT community.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

That's not change. That's more of the same.

Most of the time I love Obama, but sometimes he utterly disgusts me (see in particular his voting for the inexcusable FISA bill after vowing to filibuster it). Sadly, today is one of the latter times. Obama has invited christianist mega-church paster and homophobe Rick Warren to give the invocation to the inauguration. I'm not naive enough to expect the secular ceremony that I would prefer, but this is unacceptable. Warren has compared gay marriage to statutory rape (among other things) and most recently has said that he opposes gay marriage because allowing it would violate the first amendment, demonstrating that Warren is not only bigoted but also has a grasp of the US constitution that rivals Sarah Palin's for sheer ignorance (clearly neither of them have any idea what the first amendment means). Just when I thought my January 20th birthday would be a good thing for once, Obama had to go and ruin it by giving a big Fuck You to anyone who supports equal rights. I hope a good portion of the millions who show up for the inauguration boo when Warren gets on stage.

Update: on a tangentially related note, google chat and blogger need to learn that 'Obama' is not a mispelling of 'Alabama,' 'mamba,' or 'bamboo.'

Later Update: Obama's rebuttal, courtesy of Talking Points Memo:



My response is that there's no way Obama would simply disagree without being disagreeable if Warren also opposed racially mixed marriages on religious grounds. By giving Warren a position of prominence at the inauguration, Obama is signaling that discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is more acceptable than discrimination on the basis of race. Sadly, this is probably a view shared by the majority of americans. However, we didn't elect Obama so that he could do whatever the polls say people prefer (we could have chosen Clinton if that's what we wanted), we elected him because we wanted him to lead, and to inspire americans to do the right thing in spite of themselves.

Even Later Update: Sarah Posner of The Nation says it better than me:

Warren represents the absolute worst of the Democrats' religious outreach, a right-winger masquerading as a do-gooder anointed as the arbiter of what it means to be faithful. Obama's religious outreach was intended, supposedly, to make religious voters more comfortable with him and feel included in the Democratic Party. But that outreach now has come at the expense of other people's comfort and inclusion, at an event meant to mark a turning point away from divisive politics.
Absolutely Last Update, I Swear: Here's Jon Stewart vs. Mike Huckabee on gay marriage (see the comments to understand why this is here):

Oregon and Colorado politics

Oregon was the least corrupt state over the last ten years.
[graph created by Lee Sigelman and John Sides, acquired via Ylesias]

Ok, I don't really think this is a perfect indicator of corruption since plenty of corrupt politicians never get caught (and arguably the most corrupt states are the ones where prosecuters and judges are bought and unwilling to charge or convict their partners in crime), but I expect that there is a positive correlation between corruption conviction and corruption, and this is probably the best data we are going to get. Regardless, this is yet another reason to love Oregon politics. Not only do opposing candidate each have better policies than anyone in other states--making it a joy to vote there--but those candidates are also honest (for politicians).

I seriously miss Oregon. Right now I'm in Colorado, where Senator Ken Salazar has just been tapped for Secretary of the Interior, which I think was one of Obama's few bad choices in his appointment picks. Salazar is on my shit list for being one of the biggest advocates for giving Joe Lieberman everything despite his being incompetent and essentially a Republican. Further, Salazar was a choice for interior that oil companies like, which is a terrible sign. The interior department is in terrible shape (remember that department officials were found to have been bribed with money sex and drugs by oil companies, and that they have been ignoring, distorting, and sabotaging scientists concerning energy, endangered species, etc.) and will need someone impeccable to rehabilitate it. Oh well. Actually, Salazar is generally good about environmental and interior issues (he stopped Bush and the oil companies from exploiting areas in Western states), except that he's for off-shore drilling and farm subsidies (he voted against a bill that would have reformed farm subsidies and used the saved money for conservation). The real reason Colorado sucks politically is the fact that Salazar is one of the best representatives we've had in my lifetime. The Republican most likely to run against his appointed successor is Tom Tancredo, the guy from the 2008 primaries who hates Mexicans so much that he wants to stop all legal immigration (on the bright side, CO is getting bluer and Tancredo has a very slim chance of winning). Colorado has had representatives who on national television told the black host that gay people aren't obviously different from good normal people the way blacks are. Also, Colorado is home to extremist conservatives (I have seen a yard sign that says 'Fight terrorism: vote Republican' and a billboard that says "Help end terrorism: get the US out of the UN' [which I desperately wanted to spray paint to change 'UN' to 'Iraq']). In particular, my hometown of Colorado Springs is the central location of James Dobson's Focus on the Family. Again, I miss Oregon.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Strict

A South Korean actress was sentenced to eight months in jail (after two years of a suspended sentence) for adultery. I assume they define adultery as extra-marital sex committed by married persons, as opposed to any extra-marital sex including pre-marital sex, in which case I'm in trouble.

In general, South Korea has very little crime, probably due in part to the serious and strictly enforced laws. Good thing I am a law-abiding person...

Blogging from the deep


I'm ripping off Andrew Sullivan again, but this is awesome.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

It's official


I now have a visa to Korea for a year in my passport and tickets to Seoul for Saturday, December 27th. Presumably I'll take the train to Daejeon.

The whole thing seems less surreal than it did earlier, but it still hasn't really sunk in that I'll be leaving in less than two weeks.

Monday, December 15, 2008

The View From My Window


Colorado Springs, CO, USA, 10:50am

(This post is a blatent rip off of Andrew Sullivan)

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Meta-meta-blogging

I'm amused but not surprised to see that I'm not the only Reedie who uses the label 'metablog' for posts pertaining to blogs. I'm a big fan of the prefix and concept meta-, at least when it is used in the epistemological sense of 'an X about X'. For example, the strongest section of my thesis was meta-ontology, i.e. an inventory of all the possible ways to inventory existence. Other fun metas are metalanguage (Tarski!), metafiction (David Foster Wallace!), metaphilosophy (Wittgenstein!), and metajoke:

A performative poet of Hibernia
Rhymed himself into a hernia
He became quite adept
At this practise, except
For the occasional non-sequitur.
~Tom Stoppard, Travesties
On the flip side of this, I hate it when people misuse the word ("that's so meta" which is probably intended to mean so postmodern; 'metaphysics' as 'beyond physics', a mistranslation that has soiled the word 'metaphysics' by making it synonymous with 'whatever mystical bullshit people make up'; etc). I am indifferent towards the prefix when it means simply 'after', as in the word 'metaphysics' as used in philosophy, which originated from a book by Aristotle which was so titled because it was the book that came after his book of physics, and has nothing to do with aliens or angels or auras or other laughable nonsense.

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Happy Buy Nothing Day

The shopping season for christmas has begun with a fatality due to trampling. Three others were injured. Yet another reason not to buy anything today.

I really dislike christmas. It is a celebration of christianity and/or materialism, both of which I would love to see disappear. I loved that the holiday passed essentially unnoticed at Reed, and especially that we didn't have to hear any bloody christmas 'music'.

One of the very few ways in which I wish Bill O'reilly was actually right is that I wish there actually were a war on christmas. Of course, if everyone had my attitude about christmas, the entire economy would collapse (even more).

Update: In addition to the walmart worker trampled to death, there were two shooting deaths in a toys r us. I really don't understand consumer culture.

Iran and blindness

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind."

~Mahatma Gandhi

Hipsterism


Someone at Reed once pointed out that at home we're all hipsters. In Colorado Springs I complain about the radio (except Pandora, of course), frequently reference bands that no one around me has ever heard of, and do other hipster-ish music snob stuff. Last night I even dreamed of going to an indie rock concert at Reed [sort of. I knew it was Reed and there were a lot of real Reedies there, and the outside looked sort of like Psych 105, but after I had been in for a couple minutes it became an elementary school gym where the seats were oriented the opposite direction. Also, there were voting booths with Reedies voting off to the side during the concert. Dreams are weird.] Sonic Youth was playing, and after the first song they encouraged us to take the set pieces (mostly life-sized cutouts of people that fit together Escher-like and which were each painted a single bright color) after the show. The girl next to me and I agreed that we had to be the best audience ever, so that Sonic Youth would agree to come back and play at Renn Fayre.

Recently, I've been listening to Cake Bake Betty, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Republic
Tigers, Metric, and The
New Pornographers. What
are you all listening to?

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Computer


This is the first post from my shiny new computer (I would include a picture of said computer, but the only camera I have is built into its screen). It will take some getting used to to type on the tiny keyboard (the computer's largest dimension is 9"), but otherwise I'm happy with it.

In other news, I almost have my visa. I will spare you the rant on how much I hate bureaucracy and paperwork and the hoops I had to jump through in the application process.

Update: speaking of frustration, I can't get Korean characters to encode correctly on either my computer or my parents'. Grrr.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Dubai is the Future

The party for the most recent opening for a hotel in Dubai was visible from space (I think this term has to be considered short-hand for 'visible from space with the naked eye', given that with Google maps my backyard is visible from space). This hotel is far from my favorite project in Dubai. In fact, the whole building islands in the shape of palm trees and continents as foundations for luxury hotels thing strikes me as Las Vegas-level gaudy and tacky. However, the architecture there is unbelievably amazing. I am very seriously considering architecture school when (if) I get back to the states. Of course, a lot could change between now and that point. As things stand, though, these planned buildings make me salivate (I can't wait to see buildings that belong on the cover of sci-fi novels in real life):

(I'm willing to forgive Donald Trump for his hair and his show if he actually builds this newest Trump Tower [above].)






The picture above shows the three parts of an underwater luxury hotel.

This last one is my favorite. The building will contain hidden wind turbines, which not only power the building and the neighboring buildings, but will also provide the energy for it to be a kinetic sculpture. Each floor is build disconnected to the others and around a central axis, so each floor can spin, creating the cool effects seen above. It's called dynamic architecture, and I hope that Dubai actually ends up making it but also that the idea is utilized in major cities around the world.

Friday, November 21, 2008

World Philosophy Day



Apparently today is World Philosophy Day. Who knew? You'd think they would tell philosophy majors about this sort of thing...

For those interested in my answers to the questions posed in the BBC article they are as follows:

1. This is a bad question because morality is completely subjective. It is up to each particular community to decide what is right and what is wrong.

2. This is a bad question because there is no right or wrong way to define 'same' or 'person', and no objective reality to check your answers against.

3. This is a bad question because skepticism depends upon there being objective truth. You can' t be deceived if all there is is your experience. There would have to be some 'true' way the world is for your experience to deviate from the way the world actually is.

4. Again, bad question. [You can probably see by this point why I don't do philosophy anymore; I think that all philosophical problems are pseudo-problems that don't have real answers because the very questions assume things that are mistaken.] In ordinary conversation and talk about the mental (intentions, desires, beliefs, etc) there is free will. In the context of physics (and, as far as I'm concerned, philosophy), free will is utterly incoherent. [Thanks to Eliot Sitt and Donald Davidson for this answer].

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

International news

Now that the US election is (mostly) over, I have eased up somewhat on my obsession with politics and have begun reading international news again. BBC world news used to be my homepage, but between traveling and using other people's computers I have been ignoring the world stage.

I had forgotten how fascinating world news can be. Not only did I catch up a bit on the usual news (violence between Sri Lanka's government and its rebels, the degree to which the financial crisis is affecting various countries, etc) but also saw some of the day's more unusual events. People are crazy, and from a wider selection and number of people, you end up with crazier stories. These are from today alone:

Pirates capture Saudi oil tanker -- Piracy has come to mean taking media for free off the internet, at least in ordinary conversation, or about some exceedingly romanticized activity from hundreds of years ago, but we forget that the real thing still happens. I also sometimes forget that fighting over oil isn't just something left wingers accuse the Bush administration of, it is openly occurring on a regular basis. (For more on the current state of oil in the world and the consequences thereof, check out Mark's new website.)

China TV Bans Top Football League -- Some countries are far more intrusive than we Americans with our Libertarian leanings can even imagine. China is refusing to air some football games because the team members sometimes get in fights on the field. Remember when North Korea banned smoking in the whole country to help Kim Jung Il quit himself? Craziness. (Though a smoking ban wouldn't really bother me.)

Sheikh 'Planned Jackson Revival' -- The King of Bahrain's son is suing Michael Jackson for breach of contract after helping the pop star out with his debt and then being stood up. Hilarious.

And the winner for most bizarre news story of the day:

Albino Girl Killed For Body Parts -- Apparently there is a lucrative trade in albino parts in Burundi and Tanzania because they are used by witch doctors for magic potions. Yes, really. This is actually rather similar to a fantasy novel I just started trying to write, except that mine is fiction, and there really is magic in that fictional world.

Earlier this summer, a bunch of my friends got in a debate about the importance of keeping up with national and international news, and we generally concluded that it was most directly important for sounding well informed and to be able to participate in the social activity of discussing world events. However, I now think this leaves out the all important function of reminding oneself that the world is a strange, strange place.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

David Foster Wallace book reviews

As I mentioned in a previous post, one of my favorite authors--David Foster Wallace--killed himself this last September. This summer I read (or reread) all of his published books, and I thought I would share my reactions to them.

Nonfiction:

Wallace is a brilliant essayist, whose insights into American cultures in particular and humanity at large are staggering.The essay collections are by far my favorites of his works and are certainly among my favorite books. However, I am an academic at heart, and the essay format is not for everyone. These aren't dry, humorless works, though, so you should give them a shot even if you prefer your insights to come through fiction. I probably laughed thrice as often reading these essays than I did during his novels.

  • A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again: This is the first DFW book I read, back when I was in high school and had to read it with a dictionary in front of me (A word of warning: DFW's vocabulary can be intimidating, but is more than worth it. He is not simply showing off but rather is using precisely the right word in every situation, where every connotation of the word is considered and well used). The book is a collection of essays on various topics, from the connections he made as a child between tennis and calculus, to the film director David Lynch. Wallace had a gift for understanding and clearly explaining points that I at some level recognized and was affected by yet was unable to articulate. A prime example is our shared dislike of television as a medium, which I usually have trouble defending but that Wallace not only defends but uses that defense as a way of making sense of American culture, something which I am completely unable to do by myself. Wallace gives me an understanding of elements of American culture where I am clueless, which is impressive because I don't really even want to understand those people, I just want them to go away or change. "Getting Away from Already Being Pretty Much Away from It All," an essay about the Illinoise State Fair, makes sense of behavior at state fairs that completely dumbfound those of us who are not from rural areas, such as all going to the food stands at the same time and having to wait in enormous lines instead of just coming back in a few hours when no one else is there. The short and witless version is that people from rural areas --unlike people who have lived in cities--rarely see even their closest neighbors and never are in crowds and lines, so while we would go to be secluded as a break from our ordinary lives, they go to be in a mass of people for a change of pace. Wallace is full of such insight (I am overusing this word, but my vocabulary is orders of magnitude more limited than DFW's and anything less sells him short), only with more humor and humanity than I know how to express. The book's title essay is my favorite. He was sent to go write about a cruise, and it sums up better than I ever could the disgust that I feel as a tourist and the shame at being with fellow Americans at their most gluttonous and materialistic (especially when traveling abroad). I highly recommend at least trying this book to any of my friends.
  • Consider the Lobster: This book is another collection of essays quite similar to A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again. The opening paragraphs of the opening essay, "Big Red Son," are reason enough to love Wallace. I won't even summarize it because I can't do it justice. In "The View from Mrs. Thompson's" he deals with being in a red state on September 11th, 2001, going to a neighbor's because he didn't own a TV. He deals with the red/blue divide in a way that illuminates both sides without hating either. "Up, Simba" is an account of his travels on the Straight Talk Express, back in 2000 when McCain seemed like a decent human being who loved his country and truly wanted to serve it. It is a must read for political junkies, and a good read for anyone else (the essay was recently republished alone as McCain's Promise: Aboard the Straight Talk Express with John McCain and a Whole Bunch of Actual Reporters, Thinking About Hope in an effort by his publishers to make more money in light of McCain's 2008 run). The title piece was actually published in Gourmet magazine, which is hilarious because it is about how weird and gross it is to eat lobster. He was sent to cover a Lobster festival in Maine, and comes up with a piece similar to the one about the state fair. Basically, people in groups are weird, and DFW know how to capture why [why both as in in what manner and as in the motivating and causal factors] they are weird. One of my favorites, but one which is mostly appealing because I'm a huge philosophy nerd, is "Authority and American Usage." This essay is seriously a review of a dictionary, and it is one of the most fascinating things I've ever read. Basically, it shows how to be a language nazi in the face of postmodernism, and as an added bonus explains (the later) Wittgenstein in a few pages more clearly than Wittgenstein ever explained himself [this one is not for the faint of heart because it is longer and dryer than his usual essay, so if it doesn't grab your interest you might skip over it]. The final essay, "Host," shows just how disgusting a parasitic conservative radio personalities can be. It is also probably the weirdest layout I have seen other than certain sections of Mark Z. Danielewski's House of Leaves. Wallace does not write in a linear fashion. He always uses a lot of footnotes to talk about tangent (much the way I use parentheticals, except that footnotes don't interrupt the flow of the main text as much). In "Host," instead of littering it with footnotes he uses boxes of text with arrows drawn to them, which works surprisingly well. Anyway, the books of essays are my favorites of DFW and my first and highest recommendations.
  • Everything and More: A Compact History of Infinity: This isn't a book of essays. It is an explanation of the concept of trans-finite numbers (numbers bigger than infinity). As such, there is a lot of math in addition to a lot of history of math. If you don't care about what the hell trans-finite numbers are or about the utter weirdness of infinity, seriously don't read this. If you are interested and aren't a math major, this book is definitely for you. It is a book about math that is actually funny and entertaining and (relatively) easy to understand.
Fiction:

-Short story collections:

These, honestly aren't my favorites of David Foster Wallace. I still like them, but they don't have the life altering, paradigm shifting power of his novels or essays. However, you might like them more than I do if you are a fan of post-modern fiction (though not all of it is), literary criticism, or literature classes.
  • Girl with Curious Hair: There is a lot of stuff in here (and in the other short story collections, but this book the most) about meta-fiction and postmodernism. I typically dislike postmodernist fiction (and despise postmodernism in many other topics [more on that in a later post]), but I love DFW's metafiction. For history/political buffs, there is a great historical fiction piece featuring Lyndon Johnson. "Westward the Course of Empire Takes Its Way" is amazing meta-fiction about a book of meta-fiction (which I haven't read), John Barth's Lost in the Funhouse. It is also about McDonald's.
  • Brief Interviews with Hideous Men: The first time I read this book, it made me deeply self aware of my attitudes towards relationships and sexuality, and made me want to change them. The second time I spent less time worrying as to whether or not I was a hideous man (both because I have changed and because I'm not sure that I would care if I were) and more time enjoying the stories (in particular, "Tri-Stan: I Sold Sissee Nar to Ecko" is a hilarious mix of commentary on the film/TV industry and Greek mythology, perfect for Reedies). "On His Deathbed, Holding Your Hand, the Acclaimed New Young Off-Broadway Playwright's Father Begs a Boon" expresses many of my fears and disgusts at the idea of having children. "Octet" is meta-meta fiction that is an amazingly open, unguarded, desperate, urgent attempt to connect with the reader. In addition to sexuality and having children, this book also deals with depression and the general disillusionment that comes with adulthood. It is my favorite of the short story collections, but depressing as hell [example of how depressing it is: there is a story titled "Suicide as a Sort of Present"].
  • Oblivion: Stories: A lot of stuff here on consumerism and corporate culture. Disturbing, but interesting. Frankly, I read all the short story collections in one day, so they sort of blur together, especially since DFW has a very distinctive style that permeates all his work. Much of the generalities I made about the previous two books also apply here.
-Novels:
  • The Broom of the System: There is a lot about Wittgenstein in this book (and it is even accurate!), and I am a Wittgenstinean, so of course I loved it. However, don't let that discourage you non-philosophy majors. This is most certainly not a philosophy book, it just happens to mention a particular philosopher and his theories a lot. Really, it is the most accessable and fastest read of anything by DFW. There aren't even footnotes. Lot's of good concepts explored here, like how we define ourselves and good body image/boundaries. Also, interesting characters.
  • Infinite Jest: This book is about four times as long and four times as dense as The Broom of the System. This tome took me a month of solid reading to finish, which is saying something. It was more than worth it, but it took me a while to get into it. I tried to read it once before and only got about thirty pages in, realized that there were three times as many pages of footnotes as that, and wasn't really laughing yet. I didn't find the book as funny as some of the reviewers lead me to believe I would (though there were some definite laugh out-loud moments). However, the imagery and ideas and characters will stay with me forever. This is a deep, deeply moving, indescribably insightful look into consumerism, depression, addiction, and other aspects of American life. You might have to work your way up to it, but if you do this book will change your outlook on life. It is also very sad, mostly because DFW understands depression so well that you know he had to have suffered from it himself, and that he suffered from so-called psychotic depression, which is infinitely worse than the melancholic depression I sometimes get. He talks about suicide too, so we know how bad it was for him to have to kill himself. He has a suicidal character describe suicide through an analogy to jumping from a burning building (this was written pre-9/11). Jumping from a sky scraper isn't any less terrifying or any more appealing than it would be on some random Tuesday afternoon. It's just that the fire is worse. Jumping doesn't seem like the more appealing alternative, just the less appalling. It is a tragedy for anyone to feel like that, and an even greater one to lose one of the greatest and most creative minds of our times. David Foster Wallace, you will be missed.
Update (9/18/13):


  •  "Deciderization 2007 — a Special Report" The introduction as guest editor to The Best American Essays 2007: Here Wallace introduces the concept of Total Noise: the overwhelming data available/pressed upon us in contemporary existence. He selected the essays in the book as examples of people able to draw out meaningful information from the total noise, and thinks they are exemplary for doing so. This is a short, easily digestible bit of insight that is definitely worth reading. Among the essays themselves, I was floored by the first one: Werner by Jo Anne Beard. It is so incredible that it reads like fiction, in part because Beard masterfully crafted the narrative to make the nearly unbelievable make sense, with every flashback adding in information that shows how the events of the main story line are possible. It packs a hell of an emotional punch, in addition to having the narrative structure that I will now forever be aiming for in my own writing. I read her other books: the novel In Zanesville and the collection of nonfiction autobiographical pieces The Boys of My Youth. They were both fairly good reads, but didn't come close to the absolute perfection of Werner (though holy shit did she have some intense experiences that I did not at all see coming). 
  • The Pale King: Wallace's posthumous last novel is not quite complete, yet is up to his usual standard of excellence. It deals with boredom, mundane existence, and the author's place in narration, among other things. Told as if he were an employee at the IRS, it is in many ways the expansion of the Total Noise concept, paired with a new definition of heroism wherein the trues heroes of the modern age are those who endure mind-shattering boredom to turn masses of meaningless data into useful information. 
  • Apparently there is a new collection of DFW essays entitled Both Flesh and Not! I need to acquire this book as soon as possible. 

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Fair and balanced

Despite what I said about not believing in objective reality, I really do hope that Fox "News" is driven out of business. Their utter disconnect with reality as I experience is infuriating. Also, I hate that they have convinced the rest of the MSM that balanced reporting should outweigh factual reporting. Just as separate is inherently unequal, balanced is inherently unfair.

The other day I watched a Fox "reporter" blow up at an Obama spokesperson because the latter accused Fox of being having an agenda. As evidence to the contrary, she said that they were the only objective "fair and balanced" news organization because they gave equal treatment to each candidate, while the other networks ran many more favorable stories for Obama than they ran of McCain. In real life, the Fox position is the biased one (and this is ignoring the obvious right wing bias of Fox in practice; I am now simply addressing their policy of balance as a principle). Imagine if the media had run equally positive and equally negative stories about Goldwater and Johnson, or Reagan and Mondale. In each case, one candidate and corresponding campaign was making many mistakes and generally failing to win over voters, while the other was incredibly effective. To give equally positive and negative coverage of both the campaigns would be absurd, and it would be incredibly unfair to the candidate that was running the better campaign. Really I think that the Obama spokesman was giving the most generous interpretation of Fox's programming by saying that they have an agenda. If they are trying to accurately provide information then they are more incompetent than Bush appointees, but if they have an agenda then they are incredibly competent.

Politics and empiricism

I've been obsessing over this election for over a year now. In the last couple of months, I've been driven to my highest frenzy by Sarah Palin and those who defend and support her. Not only is she a right wing extremist on social issues, but she has indescribably ignorant beliefs (witchcraft exists, dinosaurs and humans co-existed, etc [the examples get even worse if you believe the McCain campaign staffers, but I didn't believe them during the campaign and don't plan on starting now just because it would corraborate my position]). Further, when it comes to the economy and foreign policy, she doesn't even know what the issues are. She probably wouldn't pass a citizenship test (since she is fundamentally wrong about the relationship between the VP and congress, and she doesn't know how the bill of rights works [it protects the press and the people from the government, not the other way around]).

However, what truly drove me insane about here was her constant denial of reality. I think the most illustraitive instance is when she was found guilty of abusing power and breaking Alaskan law, and in response she said that she was glad that the investigation found her completely innocent of all wrong doing and that she had not broken any laws or abused power (for the definitive collection of all such instances see Andrew Sullivan). Actually, what drove me crazy wasn't her lying/delusion but the fact that she got away with it. The media was too spineless to point out the indisputable facts. They were happy enough to call out Senator Clinton on her bizzare claims of Bosnia sniper fire. Sarah Palin is like that worst moment of Clinton all the time. Palin lies in the face of public record several times a week. McCain had a few lies he liked to repeat as well. Obama exadgerated and told lies of ommision on numerous occasions, but he didn't even come close to the Orwellian stance of the McCain Palin ticket, and he retracted false statements when called on it. McCain-Palin never retracted anything and continued to use the same lies, no matter how thoroughly they were disproved.

When Obama won I though of it as a victory for empiricism, that politicians would have to limit themselves to statements that can at least plausibly match up with our sensory perceptions. Then I remembered: I don't believe that empiricism is justified, or that there is an objective reality. This happens to me all the time. My value system is still thoroughly founded upon the idea of objective truth, and Palin and Foux News anger me to my core even though they are just embracing a view of the universe that I came to reluctantly: truth is just what our community assents to. Someday, maybe my values and beliefs will cease to be contradictory, or maybe I'll stop caring about the inconsistancy...

Friday, November 7, 2008

Update

As long as I'm asking all of you what you are doing, it is only fair to update you on the last couple months of my life.

In mid-September I Craigslisted my way down to visit Ben and Elana in Berkeley. Besides catching up and hanging out with this much-missed pair, notable events include seeing several plays, attending a class of Ben's, and going to church. (Now that I'm back in Colorado Springs I'm struck by how much more tolerant I am of religion than when I last lived here, in large part due to meeting intelligent and tolerant religious people, first and foremost Ben.) Three of the four plays I saw were excellent, and one is worth discussing in detail. Ben, Elana, and I met up with Mark, Ginger, and Amory to see a production of MacBeth (sorry theatre people, I'm not superstitious, so I won't be eumphamistic) that is probably the finest piece of theatre I have ever witnessed. It took place in Fort Point, below the Golden Gate Bridge on a windy night with the ocean audibly pounding against the shore. The actors moved through the crowd, including us at times, such as the banquet scene where the actors pushed the feasting audience out of the way to talk to each other. One of my favorite moments was when the witches used bibliomancy, letting the wind blow the pages of a book for a few seconds before slamming down a peice of bone and reading the page that was chosen by fate. The play ended on the roof of the three story building, from which we had a spectacular view of the city across the bay below a full moon. Afterward I went with Amory and Ginger, who managed to light some lanterns in the wind, and eventually we celebrated the full moon with moon cakes and more lanterns in Oakland.

Oh, the other major event to occur while I was in Berkeley was that one of my absolute favorite authors, David Foster Wallace, killed himself. I read everything he ever published this last summer. He was one of the most insightful people I have ever read, and so I am saddened but not surprised that he found the world unbearable. This is especially so in light of his insights into depression, which were far too accurate and poignent to have been gained second hand.

After five days in the bay area I took the Craigslist express down to Pasadena to stay with my aunt, uncle and young cousins. My uncle was in the process of overseeing the editing of a short film he financed, produced, and directed, and which is actually very funny and well done. It may be picked up as a full length film or a TV series, so if you ever see something called The Breakup Guy you should check it out. My aunt and I volunteered some for Obama, and I spend most of my time obsessing over politics and watching movies. (Warning, a rant on the election is probably forthcoming [Obviously I'm a fan of parentheticals. I hope that doesn't end up being too distracting. What can I say, I'm a fan of David Foster Wallace, so you're lucky my posts aren't littered with footnotes as well]). While in the LA area I also caught up with a friend from highschool who is working on a ranch where they train animals for movies, combining her two passions of film and equestrian programs. While there I fed baby zebra, buffalo, and camels (one and two humped).

Eventually, after an enjoyable visit I took another craigslist ride share to Grand Junction, CO. People keep asking me about the craigslist experience, and in particular always ask if I felt safe. In short, yes. All three of my rides were offered by young women (aged 21-30), so I thought it was funny that the decent sized guy with a beard was the one people worried about (granted, it was my family that was doing the worrying). I like to point out that if the driver invites two other people who don't know each other in advance, then the odds of us both being crazy, and crazy in the same way, is highly unlikely, so rideshares are pretty safe. I also managed to end up with people who were all at least moderately interesting and none of whom were annoying. My last ride actually is also going to teach English in Korea. Small world.

Anyway, my maternal grandparents live in Grand Junction. I visited with them, and did a lot of chores that are difficult when you are under 5'7" and over 80 years old. (I am making a conscious effort to visit my relatives, and especially the older ones, before I leave. My grandfather is turning 87 this week, and I may be gone for as long as five years. It is strange to think about, especially since no one close to me has died [my paternal grandfather died well before I was born]. For that matter, my dad will be 54 in a couple months, which is much older than his father lived to be. I have no idea how I will react to the deaths that will surely occur in my family in my lifetime, assuming I don't end up dying first by doing something stupid in Asia [no Dan, we can't climb Everest {...but maybe a smaller Himilaya...}]) In Grand Junction I also met up with my paternal aunt and uncle (my dad and his brother are named Rock and Clay, by the way). They were stopping by their home in Colorado after returning from six months in Alaska and a couple weeks llama packing in the Rockies. They have since left again to go travel in India, Laos, Vietnam, Cambodia, Taiwan, and to visit friends in Stockholm, Sweeden. They are very much inspirations to me. They've been traveling thier whole lives, and being over 60 hasn't slowed them down at all. They introduced me to their latest toy, a laptop that only weighs two pounds and is small enough and durable enough to take backpacking. I expect to be blogging with one during my trans-Asian trek.

After a week with my grandparents I took the train to Denver, and stayed a couple nights with yet another aunt and uncle there. The train ride through the mountains is rather pretty, though very long. After that I finally went to my parents' house in Colorado Springs. Once here I applied to teach in Korea, then volunteered for the Obama campaign. A week ago my mom put new carpet in her bookstore, which involves packing up 70,000-ish books, putting them in a shipping container, moving all of the shelves, waiting for half the carpet to get done, then moving the shelves to the other half of the building, waiting for the rest of the carpet, moving the shelves to their original positions, unloading the books, and re-alphabetizing them. So, fun times. As soon as the heaviest labor was done, I started volunteering for Obama full time. In the last five days of the election I knocked on over 1000 doors. On Halloween I went trick or voting as an Obama yard sign. It was encouraging to see so many people support Obama in the fundamentalist christian hellhole that is Colorado Springs. In the end, my county went 40% Obama, which was precisely our goal. Mark's Uncle, Hal Bidlack, was running for the house seat in my district, but sadly lost badly. Otherwise, Colorado didn't fuck up (we went for Obama, Democratic Senator Mark Udall, and defeated an attempt to amend the constitution so that life is defined as the moment of conception [and by we I mean the people around me. I voted in Oregon, a decision vindicated by the fact that the Merkeley-Smith race was a lot closer than any race in CO, plus the fact that voting in Oregon is fun: you vote for the better candidate rather than the least bad one]. Also, the house seat of Tom "I want to end all legal immigration" Tancredo from the republican primary went to a Democrat).

Since then, I've mostly been savoring (most of) the election results and helping with the alphabetizing effort at the bookstore. Oh, and finishing my application process for going to Korea.

Plans


I just mailed my signed contract to a school in Daejeon,
South Korea. I will be teaching English to small children for at least a year. I will be leaving the States sometime in late December, and will start teaching on January 5th. Afterward, I will explore Asia until I run out of money. This latter portion of the trip will make this blog's title far more relevant, as I plan to travel in the manner that I did in Europe with my fellow European Hobos.

My trip strikes me as precisely the sort of situation where livejournals actually make sense, since a lot of people have asked me for frequent updates on my travels (and for confirmation that I am still alive despite my travels). However, I have rather negative associations and attitudes toward livejournal proper, so I will here--in addition to docuementing my journey--ramble on about US and international politics, philosophy, religion, science, and whatever random things that I think are awesome or otherwise worth talking about. I envision this blog as a mixture of essays and journal entries, though of course all of that is subject to what I end up doing once I actually leave.

I considered having this blog contain posts only be written by Reed College Philosophy Majors who graduated in 2007 and are teaching English in Korea (after all, there will hopefully be three of us). Upon further reflection, though, I want to be much more inclusive in who posts, largely because I am deeply homesick. During the last two months I have missed Portland and my Reedie friends far more than everything else I have ever missed at any point in my life combined. So please write to let me know what you are up to, what crazy thoughts you're having, what amazing art you are creating/experiencing, etc.

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