Kids say the darnedest things

I just witnessed this conversation in one of my classes of six year old kindergarteners:

Vivica: Scott, you like me?

Scott: Yeah.

Vivica: I want to marry Scott.

Me: Aren't you too young to get married?

Vivica: When I'm a grown up I will get married.

Enter Michelle, the academic advisor at my school and Scott's mom.

Me: Michelle, did you know that your son is getting married?

Vivica: I will marry Scott.

Michelle: Oh. I thought Ellen was marrying Scott.

Ellen: Me is Michael.

Raymon: I want to marry Scott... and Michael and Justin...

Justin: No! Only girl!

Raymon: I no like girls.

Justin: No! Only girl!

Me: No, that's not true...