Ben and Elana's Wedding

          I have trouble thinking of my time in the US as travel blog-worthy because I have trouble thinking of it as travel. Which is silly.

          Anyway, After my second year in Korea, I returned for Ben and Elana's amazing wedding at Newt's Hollow, outside of Berkeley.

Photos by Stacia Torborg. See more of her photography (or hire her to photograph your event) here.

          While I was in Korea, Ben and I had a lovely Skype conversation brainstorming different projects that could help make the event more colorful and awesome. I ended up making a Rube Goldberg machine, painted in the same exact colors that their set designer friends were using for the table cloths and other decorations. I had a whole week while staying at Gabe's parents' house to go collect random objects, paint them, and draw out plans of how they could fit together to be a chain of causation. It took frantic work in the final hours before the wedding to get all the pieces to the park and hammer everything out into place around a tree and platform, but eventually a golf ball rolled down a tinker toy ramp to hit a block glued to a Lazy Susan, and a stegosaurus glued to the other side of the spinning platform hit its tail against a candlestick, causing it to roll down another tinker toy ramp and in the process hitting a tinker toy arm that spun out to hit Dan's posterior, signaling him to slam a video game controller guitar onto the button of an umbrella, which triggered it to open and knock down a mannequin torso so that it fell onto a safety net of crisscrossed blue yarn strung between two bright pink skis, and since the mannequin was tied to a racquet whose handle was stuck into a kick board flotation device on a pivot, the racquet and kick board spun to knock two bouncy balls off of colorful or animal shaped baskets. Then Dan, Judith, Ian, Caitlin, Eric, and I tossed the bouncy balls to each other with strange devices such as butterfly nets, tubular laundry hampers shaped like monkeys or flowers, and inflatable infants’ swimming pools shaped like a crab or a fish. The balls were dropped into baskets, which raised the veils of the small portable tents where Ben and Elana had been waiting. The couple then walked down separate paths into a labyrinth – also of my design and set up – that was made by having the guests stand on strings and hold hands to form the walls. The labyrinth was shaped as a crescent moon and had two entrances, one for the bride and one for the groom. The entrances were flanked by the people who knew them first, their parents and other family, and they continued down the maze through other people they had known before they met each other, and came together in the center among college friends who knew them as a couple and continued together down a wider aisle of their Berkeley theatre friends and others who had met them as a unit.

          That was most of my contribution, but the wedding continued to be awesome and whimsical. Four friends at the end of the labyrinth carried flags and flanked the couple as they walked to the minister. The four flag bearers and the minister had memorized a back and forth script in which the minister asked why they brought the couple forward, with super-specific and adorable responses, such as that in a house of twelve people they found themselves alone together, that they both considered rice and beans to be a complete meal, that in their fairy tales there are no knights or princesses — only each other, and because they asked to be brought. The minister then asked Ben and Elana who would support the new family they intended to create, since they were melding their last names into a new family name. They first called upon their parents. The five parents — including Ben’s step mother — had each brought a length of rope that was symbolic of their family history, ranging from a tie with shamrocks to represent Ben’s Dad’s Irish and academic background to Elana’s Dad’s simple but dependable silk rope and fishing line, to a strip of quilt being made for the new couple to Ben’s Mom’s string of traditional Mexican decorations. The parents tied the ropes together — and symbolically tied themselves to the McKelahan family — until the rope formed a ring around the couple and was laid at their feet. The parents vowed to accept both Ben and Elana and any offspring they may have as blood of their blood and flesh of their flesh. Ben and Elana then called upon their extended families, and the minister had them make a similar vow of acceptance and support, and place their hands on the couple or the parents. Next Ben and Elana called upon their friends, and the minister asked us to give our support and bring joy to the new couple. Once we placed our hands on the families, Ben and Elana called upon All that Is, Was, or Will Be — an excellent compromise on the god issue since Ben was becoming a minister and Elana is an athiest, yet they have similar beliefs with different terminology — and the minister asked for the blessing of all of existence for the couple. Ben and Elana then exchanged wonderfully specific vows, such as promising to use silly voices together, as well as some more serious but still specific vows about loving and supporting each other. It was adorable.

Photos by Stacia Torborg

Ben’s dad and other members of the families played some live Irish music as the guests went about to make art. Various stations had been set up around the park of Newt’s Hallow. In one, people smashed marital expectations by filling up ceramic houses or babies with confetti then rolled a bowling ball down to explode them onto sticky paper that captured some of the color. Lengths of tube were decorated and connected with colorful duct tape to make hula hoops. Picture frames hung between trees placed near a pile of costumes so that guests could dress up, take a Polaroid, then hang the picture on a clothesline to develop and display. A type-writer was set up for messages to the bride and groom. Guests glued cloth pictures onto a quilt to be sewn into place later. A book of memories asked guests to share a favorite memory of Ben and Elana and draw a picture.

Two plays were presented — one in which Dan and Jessamyn acted out a clever dialog written by some relative of Ben and Elana’s for the occasion between Socrates and his wife Xanthippe. The dialog was actually quite good from both a philosophical and humorous perspective on the merits of marriage in general and Ben and Elana’s in particular, and Dan and Jessamyn had the best reading of it due to their acting abilities and chemistry. The other play was also a staged reading, but this time by the children — presumably written by their parents — in which the newts of Newt Hallow complain about not being invited to their wedding and plan Midsummer’s Night Dream like plots of magic to repay the humans, but are reconciled with Ben and Elana who apologize and give a formal invitation.

The food served consisted of two dishes — one representing Ben and one Elana — and their combination, along with numerous other tasty treats. A band with at least one member that was friends with the couple played quirky and intelligently humorous songs, and then a cover of Still Alive, the song from the end of the video game Portal, which meant that Ben, Gabe, Aaron, and I were super enthusiastic about it. We began to clean up as the sun went down. Eventually everything was loaded up into the u-haul rental truck. Several of us had volunteered to unload the truck at Ben and Elana’s apartment and at the church before returning to the out of town locale to camp for the night. I asked Ben who was going to drive the truck, at which point he sheepishly said, “So, about that…” Earlier in the week I had agreed to be Ben’s concierge — in the Godfather sense of the word. I would help him with anything he needed to happen to make the wedding go off as planned and take care of any problems, from helping him shop for wedding attire to helping set up. Thus I agreed to drive the damned u-haul back to Berkeley, despite not having planned to do so, since the couple and their families were taking off for honeymoon or home. I hadn’t driven in more than a year since I didn’t have an international license in Korea, but I only got lost once. I was happy to do it, yet Ben and Elana surprised me with an amazing gift of a fairy tale they wrote about us -- entitled The Knight of Truth -- dedicated to me for my "chivalrous service in the creation of the McKelahan family." It is seriously one of the greatest gifts I have ever received.