Babelfish Quotation Contest

As the first step in resurrecting this blog after my summer hiatus, I just spent some time removing a bunch of irrelevant comments written in Chinese. Most of them, according to the babelfish translations, were the sort of aphorisms that one finds in non-fortune fortune cookies, though I kept this one because of its sheer absurdity. In honor of such tortured translations I give you some quotations run through the babelfish grinder of disparate languages. Anyone who can identify a majority of the original passages will receive some weird Korean socks or t-shirt or something.

• Anger from Peleus' That they are seen; To sing; ? the son of Achilles? Corp

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• J' Therefore you thought that there is I,

• All sciences in order to state the foundation for the future business of the philosopher now hardly the class structure of value must decide a problematic value, in order to create this forces.

• This was our paradoxes: Because each approach can approach constitute because it matches guide with guide, it was not possible to decide. Answering was as follows: If everything can constitute, in addition guide, as for matching that it is possible to constitute in order to deny. And with that kind of method as for that it does not give here and/or denies either agreement.

• This time as for me always war direction the mixed breed which wins is not that for thing country the fact that you remember is desired in order to die. That wins for the country that of extreme cube the relative direction which forms has another bad mixed breed. People, completely you dell' This substance which has the felt to; In order to speak; America to the war which remains because from war is not many letame here of the horse. The American loves traditionally in war. The American of all substances loves the fact that fight drives out. When being small at one, those entire [vosshkhiti those] l' The pointer of the marble highest at times many of player sulky master and the boxer of the range of the large alloy quickly. The conquest person dearly, there is no American, but the fact that it loses is not approved. The American plays in order always to win. As for them protest nell' It did not become; Give; l' Hell of for the sake of; There is a person who is gone. This, because in order the war which the American never is lost and to lose because never it has. Because the thought which many should lose in the American it is hated.

• That's why I say, I, like every American I'm speaking with, we're ill about this position that we have been put in where it is the tax payers looking to bail out, but ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the healthcare reform that is needed to help shore up our economy, helping tho— it's got to be all about job creation too, shoring up our economy, and putting it back on the right track, so healthcare reform and reducing taxes and reigning in spending has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans. And trade, we've got to see trade as opportunity, not as— competitive— scary thing, but one in five jobs being created in the trade sector today, we've got to look at that as more opportunity. All those things under the umbrella of job creation. This bailout is a part of that.

• Because in way that is as this serious age?

• As love god punishes our feeling of the pride